lmao what am i even reading, this is a gem
bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on
Klaine Week 2014 Day 1: favorite quotes from season five
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my fave thing is when draco always teases harry like “you smell like a you’re still in middle school potter honestly get some new cologne”
and harry tries to get new cologne and malfoy scrunches his nose and shakes his head and says “that’s worse! did you steal that cologne from weasley ew”
and harrys like “im gonna smell so good fuck that guy” and steals a vial of amortentia out of the potions classroom and he rubs it all over himself
and everyone around him is asking what cologne he’s wearing and sniffing the heck out of him but harry walks straight up to malfoy and asks how he smells today
and he goes “you still smell exactly the same what is it”
and harry looks confused at first
(Trying again with this uploading business since my computer did not do it right.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRID!! I hope you have a wonderful, brilliant, and fantastical day. You deserve it!
ALSO! I watched the HTTYD movies backwards so I watched the first last night. I love them. I feel I should note that.
I choose you, Aladdin
Would you try to draw Blaine riding a horse? A brown one… maybe riding away looking back?
Do you know in my twenty years of living I have never drawn a horse? I feel this is a challenge I’ll have to take up now.
He slips away, letting Jamie hug a pillow instead, and covers him with a spare blanket so he doesn’t get cold.
And then he breaks the rules completely.
This is a hookup party. But this was not a hookup, and Eric knows it. He thinks Jamie knows it, too. After all, Jamie was the one to describe what Eric was doing as his perfect fantasy, to describe Eric as his perfect fantasy.
Eric has to take the chance. He’s already this deep—he’ll never forgive himself if he lets it go.
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Eric left the BDSM scene years ago because he couldn’t find the right partner, opting instead to meet men in quiet coffee shops and piano bars.But when his friend invites him to a posh hook-up party, he meets first time sub Jamie, who he convinces to detail his sexual fantasies during a passionate night together.
The pair soon embark on a relationship that introduces Jamie to the BDSM scene, and plays out his fantasies one by one. But as they approach the final fantasy, will Eric be able to walk away?
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Load the Dice
by Moriah Gemel
A 10-Episode Series
Pricing (All prices US):
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Pre-orders begin worldwide July 31st for the Digital subscription
US/Canada: Pre-Orders for Digital and Bundle pricing available July 31st.
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Episode One is available for free worldwide September 9th. The print edition will be available after the series concludes online in January 2015.
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Now available for pre-order in the Interlude Store!
Happy 25th Birthday, Joseph Michael Richter (July 31st, 1989)
"My name’s Blaine.” “Kurt.” inspired by
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
Okay I really need to practise drawing and using watercolours so send me art requests and earn my undying love?